BLR_IN 2026-03-22 STATUS: READY

SUBSTRATE

// A single-day conference for people who build the layer everything else runs on.

> Systems programming. Infrastructure. Distributed systems.
> No marketing talks. No sponsor pitches.
> Just builders talking to builders.

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RUNTIME 1DAY
THREADS 8TALKS
CAPACITY 150NODES
OVERHEAD 0SLIDES

EXECUTION_LOG

08:30
WaitIOWait Doors open · Coffee injection
09:00

The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Boring Infrastructure

Priya Sharma :: Principal Engineer @ Zerodha

Why the most reliable systems are the ones nobody talks about. A defense of choosing proven over novel, and knowing when to break that rule.

09:45

Building a Storage Engine: Lessons from the Abyss

Ravi Mohan :: Infra Lead @ Excloud

What happens when you decide "we'll just build our own block storage." SPDK, NVMe-oF, RDMA, and all the ways data can silently corrupt when you're not looking.

10:30

Firecracker in Production: A Year of MicroVMs

Neha Gupta :: SRE @ Fly.io

Sub-200ms boot times, ephemeral CI runners, and the operational reality of running thousands of microVMs. Including the parts that don't make the blog post.

11:15
SIGSTOP Break
11:30

DNS is a Database (Treat It Like One)

Arjun Iyer :: Systems Engineer @ Cloudflare

Zone transfers, TSIG authentication, and why your authoritative DNS server is secretly the most critical distributed database in your stack.

12:15

Zero-Copy Networking: From Theory to 10Gbps

Kiran Desai :: Kernel Developer

DPDK, io_uring, AF_XDP — the userspace networking landscape. When to use each, what to avoid, and actual benchmark numbers that aren't cherry-picked.

13:00
SIGPWR Lunch
14:00

IAM from Scratch: Writing Your Own Policy Engine

Meera Patel :: Security Engineer @ Hasura

Implementing AWS-style resource policies without AWS. The evaluation algorithm, caching strategies, and why "deny overrides allow" is more nuanced than it sounds.

14:45

Observability is Not Logging

Dev Anand :: Platform Lead @ Razorpay

Structured events over log lines. How we rebuilt our observability stack around traces and reduced mean-time-to-resolution by 4x.

15:30
SIGVTALRM Tea
16:00

The One-Person Cloud Team

Ayaan Retiwala :: Platform Engineer @ Excloud

What it takes to build compute, storage, DNS, IAM, and a console as a single engineer. Architecture decisions, tradeoffs, and the things you ship at 3am that you're still proud of.

17:00
EXIT_SUCCESS Closing · Hallway track continues

MOUNT_POINT

The Courtyard

Brigade Road, Bangalore 560001

root@venue:~# cat description.txt
An old converted warehouse with good acoustics, bad parking, and excellent filter coffee. We chose it because it doesn't look like a conference venue.

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COST ₹2,000
INCLUDES lunch, coffee, systemd opinions
AVAILABILITY 150 seats // No waitlist
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